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Acquisition Insider
Acquisition Insider is the Geeks of the Valley channel on acquisitions. We break down how boring, cash generating businesses like laundromats, car washes, gas stations and storage yards actually get bought: businesses with paying customers, predictable monthly cash flow and profit from the day you take the keys. No funding round, no launch, no waiting five years for an exit. Just what one costs, what it earns, and what it would take for you to own it.
US small businesses owned by baby boomers expected to change hands this decade, carrying roughly $10 trillion of business assets with them
European businesses that change hands annually, involving about 2 million employees. Up to a third of those transfers fail, putting 150,000 firms and 600,000 jobs at risk (European Commission)
of Asian family wealth, much of it held inside operating family businesses, expected to change hands by 2030, while 39.4% of Asia Pacific owners report no succession plan at all (McKinsey; Lombard Odier)
Japanese small business owners over 70 with no identified successor, the succession gap now driving a private equity boom in Japan (METI)
small and medium businesses worldwide, about 90% of all companies on earth and more than half of global employment (World Bank)
average cash flow multiple on small business sales, median sale price $349,250 (BizBuySell Q2 2026)
aggregate return across 862 search funds tracked since 1984 (Stanford GSB 2026 Search Fund Study)
SBA 7(a) loan cap and minimum buyer equity injection on a US acquisition
share of retiring owners who actually manage to sell. Roughly half have no formal succession plan at all, and the rest simply close the doors
Why boring wins
Why boring wins
The owners are retiring, everywhere.
Roughly half of retiring US owners have no formal succession plan, and industry estimates put the share that actually sell at only 30% to 40%. The rest simply close. It is not an American story either: about 450,000 European businesses change hands every year and up to a third of those transfers fail, in Japan about 1.27 million owners over 70 have no identified successor, and across Asia Pacific 39.4% of wealthy owners report no succession plan at all with more than 60% of them already past 60. That is a buyer's market hiding in plain sight on three continents.
The cash flow already exists.
A laundromat, a car wash or a storage yard is not a bet on a future market. It is existing revenue, existing customers and existing equipment, priced off seller's discretionary earnings rather than off a story.
The arbitrage is structural.
Single locations trade in the low single digit multiples of SDE. A consolidated platform with real management and audited reporting trades meaningfully higher. Buying small and selling big is the entire game.
The process
Seven steps from nothing to owner.
Define the buy box.
Industry, geography, size (most first time buyers target roughly $300k to $2M of annual owner earnings), how involved the current owner is, and what you will never buy. Buyers with a vague box see no deals.
Source the deals.
Listed businesses come from brokers and marketplaces such as BizBuySell and Axial. Off market deals come from direct outreach to owners, trade associations and local operators. The best deals rarely reach a listing page.
Screen and value it.
Normalise the financials, strip out the owner's personal expenses, get to a real SDE or EBITDA number, then apply a defensible multiple. The number in the listing is an asking price, not a value.
Sign an LOI.
A short, mostly non binding letter that fixes price, deal structure and a 60 to 90 day exclusivity window in which to do your diligence.
Finance it.
The common US stack is an SBA 7(a) loan up to $5M, a minimum 10% equity injection from the buyer, up to half of which can be a seller note held on full standby, plus seller financing or an earnout to bridge whatever gap remains.
Do the diligence.
Quality of earnings, customer concentration, lease and licence transfer, staff contracts, deferred maintenance, and the question that kills most deals: how much of this business is actually just the owner?
Close, then run the first 100 days.
Keep the staff, keep the customers, fix the reporting, then decide whether you have bought yourself a job or the first node of a roll up.
Why private equity is on your street
The roll up, in one paragraph.
Buy five laundromats one at a time and you have bought five small jobs, each priced like a small job. Put them under one entity with shared management, one back office, one brand and clean audited numbers, and you are no longer selling five jobs, you are selling a regional platform. Platforms trade on EBITDA at higher multiples than single locations trade on SDE. The gap between what you paid per unit and what the platform earns as a multiple is the return. It is the same playbook private equity has already run on dental practices, veterinary clinics, HVAC, accounting firms and car washes.
It fails as often as it works.
Integration cost, key person risk, over levered debt service and losing the operators who made each location work are where roll ups die. The channel covers those failures with real numbers, not just the wins.
The format
Three episodes a week, one business at a time.
Monday, Wednesday and Friday, roughly seven minutes each.
One business type per episode: what it costs, what it earns, and whether it is worth owning.
Full deal math every time: purchase price, loan, down payment, monthly debt service, operating costs, wages, taxes, and what actually lands in your pocket.
Real named deals, real marketplaces, real failure cases. No guru hype and no numbers we cannot source.
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Start here.
How to Acquire a Laundromat
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How to Acquire a Gas Station
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How to Acquire a Car Wash
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How to Acquire a Self Storage Facility
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How to Acquire a Billboard
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How to Acquire a Superyacht
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Glossary
The vocabulary of a deal.
- SDE
- Seller's discretionary earnings. Net profit with the owner's salary, perks and one off costs added back. The standard earnings measure for owner operated businesses.
- EBITDA
- Earnings before interest, tax, depreciation and amortisation. Takes over from SDE once a business is large enough to have real management in place.
- Buy box
- The written criteria that define what you will and will not buy.
- LOI
- Letter of intent. Sets price, structure and an exclusivity window before diligence begins.
- QoE
- Quality of earnings. An independent check that the reported profit is real and repeatable.
- SBA 7(a)
- The US Small Business Administration's main loan programme, capped at $5M, widely used to finance acquisitions.
- Seller note
- Part of the purchase price the seller lends back to the buyer, repaid out of the business.
- Full standby
- A seller note that makes no payments at all until the SBA loan is repaid. Required if the note counts toward the buyer's equity injection.
- Earnout
- Part of the price paid later, only if the business hits agreed performance targets.
- DSCR
- Debt service coverage ratio. Cash flow divided by loan payments. Lenders want comfortably above 1.
- Platform and bolt on
- The first acquisition that becomes the base, and each additional business folded into it.
- Multiple arbitrage
- Buying small units at low multiples and selling the combined entity at a higher one.
Questions
Before you buy anything.
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Acquisition Insider is educational. Nothing on this page or on the channel is investment, legal or tax advice. Sources: Stanford Graduate School of Business 2026 Search Fund Study; BizBuySell Q2 2026 Insight Report; US Small Business Administration 7(a) programme rules effective 1 June 2025; published broker and bank estimates on baby boomer business succession; Japan Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI) estimates on SME business succession; European Commission data on EU business transfers; World Bank SME Finance figures; McKinsey estimate of Asian family wealth transfer to 2030 and the Lombard Odier Asia Pacific succession survey.